I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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