No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
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Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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