ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Randomize
