I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
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So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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