Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize