she looked like the bat from fern gully.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I understand Curling. That high.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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