Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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