Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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