jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
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Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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