I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Damn victory sex feels great
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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