Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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