I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
40s are totally the cure
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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