it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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