There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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