you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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