AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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