if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
It's official drugs can't kill me
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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