We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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