I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
