By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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