you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
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I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
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fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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