i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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