We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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