Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
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Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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