I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
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how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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