Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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