i would punch a child for taco bell
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
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during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
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Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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