honey bunches of taint.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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