she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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