margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
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Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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