i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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