I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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