I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Randomize
