If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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