Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
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i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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