I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
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So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
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My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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