he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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