Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I got inside last night via doggy door
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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