So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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