i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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