you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
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i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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