I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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