She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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