I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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