She's JV to your varsity
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I wear drunk well.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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