Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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