On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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