if only i could text you this smell
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
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i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We have started to decorate penises.
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I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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