So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I've blown a few things in my day
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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