I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
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if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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