Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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