Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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